搞笑的英文句子

　　What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose.搞笑的英文句子还有哪些呢?下面由品学网小编带来的搞笑的英文句子，欢迎阅读!
　　搞笑的英文句子精选
　　01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
　　02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
　　03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
　　04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
　　If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
　　05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
　　06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
　　07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
　　08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
　　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
　　09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
　　10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
　　If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
　　开心学英语，开心生活!Have a nice day!
　　搞笑的英文句子大全
　　1、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
　　2、When two's company, three's the result!
　　两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!
　　3、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
　　4、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
　　学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
　　5、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
　　6、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
　　7、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　8、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
　　9、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “
　　”努力工作不会导致死亡!“不过我不会用自己去证明。
　　10、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
　　11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
　　12、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
　　13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
　　14、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 (老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)
　　15、”Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
　　”现在的梦想决定着你的将来“，所以还是再睡一会吧。
　　16、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
　　钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
　　17、”Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ”
　　“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
　　18、Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.
　　考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
　　19、For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.
　　对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。
　　20、Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.
　　你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。
　　21、Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.
　　自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。
　　22、I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.
　　我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。
　　23、I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!
　　我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟!
　　24、Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.
　　考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。
　　25、Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.
　　国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。
　　26、The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.
　　男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
　　27、One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.
　　一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
　　28、Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
　　毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
　　29、Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?
　　大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?
　　30、In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.
　　天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。
　　31、Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
　　理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有!
　　32、More to their fucking great time also cannot compare with idiot years.
　　再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。
　　33、Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.
　　思想有多远，你就滚多远;光速有多快，你就滚多快。
　　34、Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.
　　中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话;二，不爱听实话。
　　35、You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.
　　你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。
　　36、Germany is the onlywoman, I think I must be too mean.
　　女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
　　37、Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.
　　活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。
　　38、Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.
　　人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。
　　39、First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage, horizontal batch: white go back.
　　上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。
　　40、My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will getangry!
　　我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，我就生死!