风险对冲Riskhedging

　　眼下又出了一个经济新名词：＂风险对冲＂，那什么是风险对冲呢？
　　一位老太太背包进银行存50万美金，总裁在VIP室亲自接待。
　　总裁：＂您老一生的积蓄？＂
　　老太太：哪里？我以豪赌为生，逢赌必赢，刚赢的！
　　总裁：＂不可能！＂
　　老太太：＂不信就赌一把吧，明早你的屁股上会出现一个三角形的胎记，赌注就是这50万！＂
　　Now there is a new economic term: ＂risk hedging＂. What is risk hedging?
　　An old lady went into the bank with her backpack and deposited $500000. The president personally received her in the VIP room.
　　President: ＂your life savings?＂
　　Old lady: where? I make a living by gambling. I will win every bet. I just won!
　　President: ＂impossible!＂
　　The old lady: ＂if you don＂t believe it, bet it. There will be a triangular birthmark on your ass tomorrow morning. The bet is 500000!＂
　　总裁狐疑不决，望着一袋现钞，决定应赌。老太太走后，总裁回到家对着镜子检查了好几遍，没有任何胎记，直到第二天约定时间再到VIP室。
　　老太太早到，旁边站着一个穿着考究的律师。
　　老太太：＂今天律师作证检查你的屁股。＂
　　总裁：＂真是没有胎记，更别提三角形的。＂随后脱下裤子，让他们检查屁股…
　　老太太看看：＂果然没有，我输了。＂
　　这时律师脸色铁青，不停以头撞墙。
　　律师：＂她刚与我打赌100万美金，说她可以让一个银行总裁当面脱裤子让我看他屁股！＂
　　The president looked at a bag of cash and decided to gamble. After the old lady left, the president returned home and checked in the mirror several times without any birthmarks until he arrived at the VIP room at the appointed time the next day.
　　The old lady arrived early and stood next to a well-dressed lawyer.
　　Old lady: ＂today the lawyer testified to check your ass.＂
　　President: ＂there is really no birthmark, not to mention the triangle.＂ Then take off your pants and let them check their hips
　　The old lady looked, ＂sure enough, I lost.＂
　　At this time, the lawyer＂s face was livid and kept banging his head against the wall.
　　Lawyer: ＂she just bet me $1 million that she could let a bank president take off his pants and let me see his ass!＂
　　这就是风险对冲！
　　懂经济学的、聪明的老太太！
　　祝大家在2021年学会＂风险对冲＂。
　　This is risk hedging!
　　A smart old lady who knows economics!
　　I wish you all learn ＂risk hedging＂ in 2021.