键盘侠阿杜应该在车底不应该在这里看到老詹本赛季最开心的一刻

　　全明星选人今日结束。
　　杜兰特队首发：恩比德、莫兰特、塔图姆、维金斯、特雷-杨。
　　杜兰特队替补：布克、唐斯、拉文、德章泰-穆雷、米德尔顿、三球、戈贝尔
　　詹姆斯队首发：詹姆斯、字母哥、库里、德罗赞、约基奇
　　詹姆斯队替补：东契奇、加兰德、保罗、巴特勒、米切尔、范弗里特、哈登（最后一位自动归入詹姆斯队）
　　[–]LakersBigBallerBryant 2220 points an hour ago
　　Fucking iconic draft
　　湖人球迷：卧槽，这选人绝了，效果拉满
　　[–]Sunssylvestersquad 250 points an hour ago
　　They should do the deadline and draft on the same day more often!
　　太阳球迷：以后就应该多把交易截止日和选人放在同一天！
　　[–]Pistonscomeonmang126 1463 points an hour ago
　　Whoever thought of this draft deserves a fuckin raise
　　活塞球迷：谁想出的全明星队长选人的主意，快给他升职加薪
　　[–]breaker90 91 points an hour ago
　　TNT said the first one was done behind closed doors. LeBron was captain then and said it was so good it needed to be televised. So LeBron deserves the raise lol
　　球迷：TNT说第一次的选人是私底下完成的。当时的队长詹姆斯说选人过程太好玩了，应该在电视上播出。所以，应该给詹姆斯升职加薪，哈哈
　　[–][POR] Zach CollinsZachCollinsROTY 1580 points an hour ago
　　KD with the   face for half of it was killing me lol
　　开拓者球迷：KD有一半的时间都保持石像脸 ，笑死我了，哈哈
　　[–]KnicksHokageEzio 186 points an hour ago
　　I know KD is pissed they put him on tv to do this today, but this was well worth it.
　　尼克斯球迷：我知道今天的选人直播肯定让KD很生气，但这玩意也实在太好看了
　　[–]renaicd 63 points an hour ago
　　KD loves basketball, twitter and nothing else
　　球迷：KD爱篮球、爱推特，其他都漠不关心
　　[–]NBAcrawlingchip 12 points an hour ago
　　Don＂t forget ScarJo bath water!
　　球迷：你忘了斯嘉丽的洗澡水！
　　[–]CIark 113 points an hour ago
　　He gets mad when people talk about drama around him but then creates this juicy shit lmao
　　球迷：KD生气别人总是谈论他场下的八卦，可你看看他自己搞出的这狗血剧情，哈哈，笑死
　　[–]Knickshejendo76 891 points 2 hours ago
　　KD does not want to be there lmao
　　尼克斯球迷：阿杜：我应该在车底，不应该这里，哈哈哈
　　[–]Heat___Daddy___ 447 points 2 hours ago
　　Lol i thought he handled it well while not throwing his teammates or former teammates under the bus Chuck is fucking hilarious as always though
　　热火球迷：哈哈，我倒觉得他处理得还行，毕竟他没把队友或者前队友给扔到车底。巴克利真他么是一如既往的搞笑
　　[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidYesWhatHello 403 points 2 hours ago
　　He looks so sad
　　76人球迷：阿杜看起来很忧伤
　　[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidNotsozander 272 points 2 hours ago*
　　It’s like watching two of your friends no longer be friends with each other. Then now when you want to hangout on a Friday night you have to choose between the two
　　76人球迷：就像亲眼目睹你的两个好朋友闹掰翻脸。然后，在一个周五的晚上，你想出去喝两杯，你就必须先做二选一
　　[–]76ersHeWhoMayNotBeYoda 659 points an hour ago
　　Honestly KD in general is the perfect mix of uncomfortable and hilarious lmao
　　76人球迷：老实说，KD完美地把尴尬和好笑融为一体，笑死了
　　[–]Supersonicsmodal_sole 235 points an hour ago
　　I honestly think this is just KDs humor, he does the deadpan style so well
　　超音速球迷：我真的觉得这就是KD的幽默，冷面笑匠的风格玩得贼溜
　　[–]Suns30another 481 points an hour ago
　　＂Can you tell us about your injury KD?＂
　　＂No.＂
　　太阳球迷：＂KD，能讲讲你受伤的情况吗？＂＂不能。＂
　　[–][SAS] Tim DuncanTitronnica 103 points an hour ago
　　I deadass can＂t believe they left Harden till the end, KD truly is pissed at him
　　马刺球迷：我还是他么的不能相信他们把哈登留到了最后，KD真的生哈登的气了
　　[–]PistonsIdunnoLXG [score hidden] 42 minutes ago
　　Weird he＂s pissed at Harden but not Kyrie
　　活塞球迷：奇了怪了，为啥生哈登的气，难道不该气欧文吗？
　　[–]Booxcar 994 points an hour ago
　　This might be the GOAT all star draft. LeBron a real one for not taking harden, had me cracking tf up
　　球迷：这可能是史上最佳的一次选人。詹姆斯打死不选哈登，笑得我花枝乱颤
　　[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 380 points an hour ago
　　Harden’s name being right in the middle makes it funnier I don’t know why lol
　　凯尔特人球迷：也不知道为啥正好把哈登的名字放在屏幕正中央，喜剧效果直接翻倍，哈哈
　　[–]LakersApollo611 78 points an hour ago
　　NBA writers working overtime
　　湖人球迷：NBA编剧连夜赶稿出佳作
　　[–]KnicksHokageEzio 606 points 2 hours ago
　　Only Harden could make KD pick Rudy before the last pick lol.
　　尼克斯球迷：也就只有哈登了，不管换了别的谁，都不可能让KD主动选戈贝尔，哈哈
　　[–][SEA] Kevin DurantWestleyThe 78 points 42 minutes ago
　　Loved LeBron going along with it. Chuck and Kenny wanted it to come down to Harden soooo bad and for good reason
　　That was awesome
　　杜兰特球迷：詹姆斯按剧本走得不错。巴克利和肯尼就是一心要把哈登留到最后，而且理由充分。这剧情大赞
　　[–]76ersGOAT_Redditor 528 points an hour ago
　　LeBron knew exactly what he was doing there
　　76人球迷：詹姆斯完全是有意为之，看热闹不嫌事大
　　[–]BullsClaymoresRevenge 232 points 2 hours ago
　　LeBron finally getting to enjoy the chaos that comes with Kyrie in peace.
　　公牛球迷：詹姆斯终于可以心平气和地享受因欧文而起的混乱
　　[–]WarriorsThePoliticalTeapot 381 points an hour ago*
　　LeBron: ‘Is James healthy? Is he playing?’
　　Chuck: ‘He got traded, he’s healthy now!’
　　Legendary stuff there
　　勇士球迷：詹姆斯：＂哈登健康着吗？他能打不？＂巴克利：＂他被交易了，他现在健康了！＂一捧一逗，堪比郭于
　　[–]bmathey 89 points an hour ago
　　＂Just run some icy-hot on it, he good to go＂. That may have been the best 5 minutes of television all year. And LeBron hiding his face with the clip board!
　　球迷：＂哈登贴副膏药，立马就能上场，生龙活虎＂。这5分钟可能是今年电视上播放的最精彩的节目了。詹姆斯手持写字板、掩面大笑的镜头也太搞了！
　　[–]CelticsNotTheMagesterialOne 487 points 57 minutes ago
　　Chucks timing is impeccable. My sides are hurting.
　　凯尔特人球迷：巴克利抖包袱的时机炉火纯青，笑得我肋骨生疼
　　[–]Lizardking13 215 points an hour ago
　　That finally got KD to crack a smile too. Shit was hilarious.
　　球迷：这一段也把KD搞破防了，再也绷不住笑。确实太他么搞笑了
　　[–]My_cat_be_swaggin 1035 points an hour ago*
　　Chuck and kenny HOF instigators
　　球迷：巴克利和肯尼名人堂级别的挑事者
　　[–]Raptorsfunghi2 178 points an hour ago
　　Facts Lebron low key instigated there too bringing up Hardens health
　　猛龙球迷：实际上是詹姆斯提出了哈登的健康问题，蔫不出溜儿地挑事
　　[–][CHI] Jimmer FredetteLiquidgoldvelveeta 651 points an hour ago
　　I love how as soon as Bron gave him that out KD was immediately like ＂Yeah yeah need some size＂ when he had more centers than Lebron did lmao
　　公牛球迷：我喜欢的部分是詹姆斯刚把舞台搭好，杜兰特立马就说＂是的，我们需要一些大个子＂，可实际上杜兰特队的中锋已经比詹姆斯队的多了，笑死了
　　[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookNobodyRules 387 points an hour ago
　　Gobert was a need and instead LeBron wanted to be a troll
　　And we all thank him for that
　　雷霆球迷：詹姆斯队需要戈贝尔，可詹姆斯却想钓个鱼。吃瓜群众都得感谢他的这个选择
　　[–]MavericksCicnapuz 230 points an hour ago*
　　Best draft, Chuck is a treasure. Lebron laughing is beautiful. Harden’s gonna come to the arena and kiss KD on the cheek like Judas
　　独行侠球迷：最好的选人，巴克利简直国宝。詹姆斯笑魇如花。现在就想看哈登与阿杜赛场重逢，亲吻阿杜的面庞，就像犹大一样
　　[–]Raptorsboenwip 365 points 2 hours ago*
　　Lebron was having way too much fun with this draft
　　猛龙球迷：詹姆斯在这次选人中得到了太多的欢乐
　　[–]Warriorsspleev 265 points 2 hours ago
　　Idk why Brons laughing, he’s gonna need a psychiatrist too due to the real magician.
　　勇士球迷：我不知道为啥詹姆斯还能笑得出来，他也需要一个心理医生啊，因为队里有一个真正的魔术师
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　　[–]My_cat_be_swaggin 78 points 2 hours ago
　　Lebron laughing like his team isnt the best comedy show in sports rn
　　球迷：詹姆斯笑得这么开心，好像他的球队眼下不是体育界最大的搞笑天团一样
　　[–]RaptorstheciderhouseRULES 139 points an hour ago
　　leave him alone, it＂s all he has
　　猛龙球迷：别打扰他的快乐，他只有这些了
　　[–]NBAjonsnowKITN 793 points an hour ago
　　I know that＂s the most happy lebron has been this season
　　球迷；我知道这就是詹姆斯本赛季最开心的一刻了
　　[–]CIark 388 points an hour ago
　　Lebron either drunk af or someone needs to check to make sure Russ is alive
　　球迷：晚些时候，你要么发现詹姆斯已醉得不省人事，要么得去探探威少的鼻息，确保他还活着
　　[–]PistonsKoloHickory 124 points an hour ago
　　Russ probably just delivered boxed wine to brons home
　　活塞球迷：威少可能刚给詹姆斯家里送了一箱红酒
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